1. Zombie apocalypse mode: *uses hand as a lolly pop*
2. At his age: he’s doing everything pretty much right!
3. But the kid is not my son!
4. Hendricks FTW!
5. Someone is going to burn in hell for having such Photoshop skills 
6. I wonder, if they’ll have this upgrade in Modern Warfare 3:)
7. That’s why I hate watching the news – the most depressing thing ever, right after campaigning Republicans:)
8. And then things got worse – they didn’t have my favorite “Half Baked” Ben & Jerry’s at the store!
9. Recessions still hits hard! Racketeering is now for animals too!
10. He’s to naive for this job!
11. It’s a Trap!
12. Uga-uga! Argh-argh!
13. Background music: “I’ll take you to the candy shop! I’ll let you lick the lolly pop!”
14. Your grandma is the queen of sarcasm! Also, her cakes are delicious!
15. Or maybe someone isn’t taking things seriously enough!
16. You see this one finger?! It’s more than enough to take you out!
17. I’m guessing that diarrhea still tastes better than the coffee our office coffeemaker does:)
18. I see more than 7 cars “You do the math!”
19. This should be the describing picture to “WTF”jargonism on Wikipedia
20. Japanese man: “And that’s how I met your mother, son!”
