1. Yeah!
2. It sims thet nat all the peoplez on the Internets has masturd the technik
3. Word!
4. Those bastards from Europe keep sending the stuff to China! Poisoning thousands of poor panda kids!
5. Ahhhh! Jack, they took the TiVo!
6. OMG, I stepped on another McDonald’s (equivalent of a human stepping into a pile of poo)
7. Any arguments on this one?
8. Admit it!
9. I do hope so, otherwise I’ll just shoot myself
10. Or not
11. Motivational indeed
12. ‘Merica!!!
13. That’s just brilliant and there’s nothing more to it.
14. I suddenly feel like there are more sports than basketball and football, than I might be interested in
15. Andy – You’re Brave!
16. The irony…a burning house in a flooded town
17. What a Loser!
18. Awesome bartender is awesome
19. Oh no! Now I will never get my coffee on time with all these cops in the line!
20. OMS, we’re f***ed! Run for your lives!
21. Ferrell – FTW
