1. Oh, my f*ckin’ God! Jason, I’m going to show Mom what you’re watching! You better pay up!

2. I think there should be a Constitutional amendment about this

3. They work out quite perfectly

4. I’m sorry for ya’

5. I won’t be mad at this dog for biting me

6. I think there should be a Constitutional amendment about this

7. How did you get inside of my brain?

8. Where can I buy one of these – it’s seems to be quite effective

9. Yuk!

10. Totally wrong

11. Marketing at its best

12. Ok, take the picture now, while I look badass

13. I’m sure somewhere in this line someone is already cocking a gun

14. Axiom

15. Shhhhheeeexxxxxeeeeeeyyyy!

16. Great choice, Michele

17. I’m sure they had no time to realize that

18. Noooooo

19. I don’t blame him
