1. So to have more cheese, you have to buy less cheese? Am I doing this right?
2. Her real last name is Button, and Benjamin is her brother!
3. Parenting – You’re doing it wrong!
4. Who’s Karen and why did Chuck name his network after her?
5. You bored him, so he simply does Ctrl+C – Ctrl+V
6. Just look and it and think…
7. Now don’t breath and enjoy
8. Pretty please!
9. Yeah, you heard me, mofo!
10. Is it at least edible?
11. Or at least a color printer
12. Unveil your man boob potential! Visit your doctor!
13. Those Republican Spanish Conquistadors!
14. I think I just saw the edge of the Universe…it’s so cold out there!
15. May I suggest adding a jet pack in the back, just in case
16. At least some good news today
18. I was just trying to make a pay and broke the jar with the flour
19. Yeah, smoke it, baby!