1. Hail to the Emperor, Chuck I !
2.That’s why, if you’re still a virgin after the college, I really feel sorry for you
3. Hint: it’s on the right
4. Oh, no! Zombie kittens – they’re so cute, that I can’t kill them. Oh, well – I’ll just let them eat me!
6. Like a boss
7. A viable theory, that I might want to explore a little bit further
8. Did you buy them at the GAP?
9. I’m reaping your eye balls out, if I’ll get any closer to that boat
10. That’s why office workers are not productive at all
11. OK, no problem – I’ll dump her, because I know that we’re meant to be!
12. Can you REALLY blame him? Come on?!
13. Wait for it – some people don’t get the joke right away
14. Hint: don’t try to look for a black guy
15. You’re right ,Timmy!
16. Ahhhh, that’s what my cousin meant, when he said that during archery competitions they pop balloons with their arrows
17. I’ll go for number 2, since she’s still with you: LOL
18. New feature in Google Docs
19. Run, people! Run!