1. Story of my life, it’s like Kama Sutra with bed
2. No, really: how are you doing today, Jim?
3. Seems like I know who he’s betting on
4. Those damn Chinese laws
5. Amen, brother
6. But I’ll be paying only 3/4 of it, because now I only have 3 walls
7. Can I find one of these on eBay?
8. I wonder why
9. This kid will go places
10. Somehow I don’t feel sorry for you…at all
11. But where are all the naked chicks that you promised?!
12. Still not enough
13. Sucks to be you, dawg
14. I think he’s asleep
15. No it doesn’t honey and stop crying
16. If there was a medal for laziness she would win the gold
17. Oh, sh*t!
18. Feminists probably burn this picture every Sunday
19. Touche
20. This last fish will give me enough mustache power to conquer the world! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha
