1. Story of my life, it’s like Kama Sutra with bed

2. No, really: how are you doing today, Jim?

3. Seems like I know who he’s betting on

4. Those damn Chinese laws

5. Amen, brother

6. But I’ll be paying only 3/4 of it, because now I only have 3 walls

7. Can I find one of these on eBay?

8. I wonder why

9. This kid will go places

10. Somehow I don’t feel sorry for you…at all

11. But where are all the naked chicks that you promised?!

12. Still not enough

13. Sucks to be you, dawg

14. I think he’s asleep

15. No it doesn’t honey and stop crying

16. If there was a medal for laziness she would win the gold

17. Oh, sh*t!

18. Feminists probably burn this picture every Sunday

19. Touche

20. This last fish will give me enough mustache power to conquer the world! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha

1. True

2. With years of experience in the field. This might even look good on your resume

3. Oh, snap!

4. Me too

5. Awesome, but unpractical

6. But why not?

7. It’s not the destination, it’s the story that is important

8. I’d say not only to feminism…the humanity in general

9. Cracks me up every time

10. In your face, Congress!

11. And has a lot of free time, and probably also related to the store owner

12 Nooooo!

13. Same here, same here

14. Thank God, that he’s off the race already

15. Social ads were quite extreme back in the days

16. I want my kids to study in a school like that, they have to be prepared for life

17. But still…great teamwork!

18. Same for the girls, but their stack a lot of times is limited to their rack

19. F**k, yeah!

20. Looks a little scary actually

1. Where is this world going?!

2. If he was my son, I’d beat the s**t out of him!

3. I feel sorry for your, man

4. Is it me, or is this pic a bit gay?

5. And don’t even bother to come to our neighborhood

6. Childhood memories ruined, childhood mysteries solved

7. Nice try

8. Makes sense

9. Funny, because most likely the camera was produced somewhere in Asia

10. Nope, I surrender

11. That’s a shame, we’re not that far from the animals that we were

12. Amen!

13. The problem with them is that you can’t exactly identify the year, which you’ll end up in

14. Awesomenessess – works better

15. If you don’t know the connection between these 2 object, you’re under the drinking age

16. Muahahahahaha

17. Under any circumstances, if you want to survive – don’t buy it

18. True. True

19. Stay there, please

1. Where can I buy one?

2. Aaaaaaaaaalejandro, Alejandro

3. They seem to have a demographic problem

4. Awesome!

5. I’m posting these, because the UC Davis pepper spraying will soon become an old topic!

6. Not the best investment, but surely one of the most exciting ones

7. Ouch

8. How do you feel about that?

9. Maybe that’s what she did, right after taking the pic and posting it on Facebook

10. Can you hear the beeping inside of its tummy? Run!

11. Makes me sick even more

12. Captain Obvious is back!

13. Well, if these were shaped like gummy bears, I’d taste one

14. Or maybe, he simply has a terrible hangover

15. YMCA

16. How much did he pay them?

17. Forget it Scotty! I’m not letting you go unless there is a friend request!

18. I feel sorry for the vehicle

19. Any suggestions?

20. I sure will

1. So to have more cheese, you have to buy less cheese? Am I doing this right?

2. Her real last name is Button, and Benjamin is her brother!

3. Parenting – You’re doing it wrong!

4. Who’s Karen and why did Chuck name his network after her?

5. You bored him, so he simply does Ctrl+C – Ctrl+V

6. Just look and it and think…

7. Now don’t breath and enjoy

8. Pretty please!

9. Yeah, you heard me, mofo!

10. Is it at least edible?

11. Or at least a color printer

12. Unveil your man boob potential! Visit your doctor!

13. Those Republican Spanish Conquistadors!

14. I think I just saw the edge of the Universe…it’s so cold out there!

15. May I suggest adding a jet pack in the back, just in case

16. At least some good news today

17. Literally

18. I was just trying to make a pay and broke the jar with the flour

19. Yeah, smoke it, baby!

20. Yummy